Happy April!

Aries

March 21-April 19

Watch your backs as a strong force will obstruct your path this period. Karma is SO real. Like unbelievably real. Go buy an evil eye bracelet sooner than later.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Get those manifestations manifestationing because everything will come true for you during this period of time. Want to resurrect Bob Marley from the dead? So possible.

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Gemini Shmenini, you should check in on the ones closest to you. I know that your social calendar is packed BUT… It's time to break out your charm like the fabulous social butterfly you are.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Cancer, I think you should try your best to put your emotions aside and use your logic for once. Do a puzzle, go to an escape room or something.

Leo

July 23-August 22

I’m so mighty, I’m a Leo, yeah yeah. Great, no one asked. I think you should go see a therapist. SFU Mental Health services are really great! (Not from experience)

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Virgo, try to listen to a new music genre this week. Also, go thrifting! Channel your inner Virgo and go listen to that new Beyoncé.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Put away the Instagram highlights and please post something for once. You are not THAT mysterious person.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Might wanna check up on the Geminis in your life… (Y’all hear about the Drake and Kendrick beef?)

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

You guys are great, keep doing you and keep slaying. This week is going to work out amazing, and yes you will always be the funniest in the room. But if I had one piece of advice.. get your money up not your funny up.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Be confident in yourself, and do anything to get there! This is your sign to change your hairstyle, try on clothes you would never reach for. PLEASE read your DMs this week though… I know so many people are trying to get through to you.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Please get over your ex and move on with your life. Trust me, there are plenty fish in the sea. Literally, like a Pisces!

Pisces

February 19-March 20

Go to the beach. Swim, swim and be the fish you are meant to be. You know what? Go a step further and do a whole mermaid cosplay. Brilliant. Who said you could only dress up on Halloween?