It’s gonna be May.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

It is your season. Take it all in and don’t forget to watch Monkeyman featuring a fellow Taurus, Dev Patel. God, he’s so hot.

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Still smash.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

I feel like you might have a good week, idk tho. I just have a little feeling (me, an empath).

Leo

July 23-August 22

SHOUTOUT TO THIS LEO RIGHT HERE: KYUNGBIN PARK. SHE ACED THAT INTERVIEW. SHE WILL BE GETTING THE POSITION.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Delulu is your middle name.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Okay again I’m starting to feel bad for Libras so hope you guys have a good week. I hope you get everything that you want and desire. #GoLibras #LibraLiberation

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

I just know you still use Snapchat. Please… delete that app, its 2024.

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Je t’aime.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

I think you honestly have a lot of potential, but sometimes certain people might be dragging you down.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Pass.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

The stars are telling you to go eat some fish and chips. Not cod though, it must be halibut. Remember that.

Aries

March 21-April 19

Meh.