It’s finals szn…

Aries

March 21-April 19

Finally!!! You guys are going to be out of the spotlight… It’s about time. Like fr did y’all see LE SSERAFIM perform at Coachella? That whole performance just encapsulates your vibe. Horrible.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

They need a mascot for the new Godzilla x Kong movie. Take your pick fatty.

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Just like your personality, your finals will all be ripped in half. Your Canvas page? In half. I can do some mean coding.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

You will become a crab.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Unfortunately if you’re a Leo you’re going to have to follow all of CMNSU’s social media platforms, including Instagram, LinkedIn, X, Youtube and more! Please send us a screenshot when done to receive your horoscope results. <3

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Booooooooooooo boringggggggggg nextttttttttttt

Libra

September 23-October 22

I feel like I’ve been too mean to Libras so this time I would like to propose a change. So Libra, you’re kind of cool. Keep being beautiful and updating your Instagram highlights. Gosh, you’re so cool.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Just because you’re a Scorpio doesn’t mean you can cheat and say “Oopsies I’m such Scorpio 🤪”. Go cheat on your finals instead. (You’re definitely really good at it!)

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Again, no comments. You lot are fantastic.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

After finals, please get some action. You guys just give off virgin energy idk.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Okay Aquarius, I know you have some strong opinions about these horoscopes so how about you say it to my face??? Also, stop writing stupid RateMyProf reviews and go up to the professors directly smh. Speak your truth.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

You give me teacher’s pet vibes. I sincerely hope you get those good grades this semester. Good luck with your finals! (And try not to cry if you don’t get a compliment from your prof/TA — know your worth).