Manifesting good vibes for you guys ~

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Hi Gemini, you get a pass this week because my mom is one of you. Happy birthday mom <3

Except for that one man who made SM stocks go down… (IYKYK)

Cancer

June 21-July 22

If you were a Met Gala outfit, you’d be Barry Keoghans.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Even superheroes need a day off.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

I

Libra

September 23-October 22

Focus on what makes you happy, not what looks perfect online. Authenticity over aesthetics.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

No one is buying your mysterious act like.. okay Nancy Drew looking mf

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

J’adore.

(Except EW I just googled Andrew Tate’s zodiac sign because I was curious and WHY is he a sag…)

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Keep up that grind you GOATS! :D

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Yikes.. better lay low. (IYKYK)

Pisces

February 19-March 20

If you were a food you’d be the whistle dog from A&W.

Aries

March 21-April 19

You’re explosively disappointing.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Use code “BURGERLICIOUS” to get 20% off your UberEats order today!