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Horoscopes: May 20-26

Love, love, love…

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Are you a Taurus? Because I swore-us I saw-us amongus ur a chungus 😍

Gemini

May 21-June 20

If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple 😜

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Are you a cancer? Because your moodiness just makes you more intriguing to me.

Leo

July 23-August 22

You don’t need a pickup line, you’re in love with yourself.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Is your zodiac sign Virgo? Because you have a way of making everything seem perfectly in place (even when they’re not).

Libra

September 23-October 22

Are you a libra? Well, you should become a chef because you maintain a great balance no matter where you are. You’ll never over-season or under-season your food. Yes chef!

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Ouch. (Get it because they’re scorpions that can sting and it hurts lol!)

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

You guys have my heart <3

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

You’re the goat!

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Y’all are kinda hard to love…

Pisces

February 19-March 20

My love for you is like a deep ocean… Good thing I can’t swim!

Aries

March 21-April 19

Are you an Aries? Because you charge into my space like you own the place.