Horoscopes: May 6-12

Another week has passed! Congrats on being here (Earth) <3

Taurus

April 20-May 20

えっとーまあーかっこいいぞ。

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Wow, who knew you had so much hate in you Gemini. Kendrick rlly just channelled his inner feelings at Drake huh…

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Dear Lexy the Leo, here’s your shoutout. Thank you for reading my blogs every week. You’re truly such a sweetheart.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

How about we stop being so full of ourselves for once? Y’all cute tho.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Libra means pound in Portuguese! :)

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Idk.. Drake is not giving y’all a good rep rn. Why are there so many things you’re hiding???

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

ㅅㄹㅎ

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Y’all are good with money right? Wanna gimme some…

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

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Pisces

February 19-March 20

Beyonce said she’s been hurt by you. I can’t believe you.

Aries

March 21-April 19

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