Horoscopes: May 27-June 2

Have your evil eyes ready!

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Gemini, stop ghosting your responsibilities.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Cancer, stop blasting Marvin’s room and get INTO Marvin’s room. It IS hot girl summer after all.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Sometimes you need to wager love towards others instead of yourself, it’s all about balance babe.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Maybe stop swiping on Hinge, and swipe towards a therapist instead.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Hey Libra, how about you stop rearranging your Spotify playlists and start rearranging your priorities?

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Being in the DMs ain’t gonna solve your daddy issues bae.

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Perfection.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Your LinkedIn is not a flex. Please go try some self-care for once.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Maybe stop dragging people online and start dragging yourself to some introspection.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

Channel your emotional energy into something productive, maybe something like a loooooong nap.

Aries

March 21-April 19

Not everything needs to be a competition, just saying.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

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