Horoscopes: May 13-19

It’s THAT week.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Try not to be so stubborn this week.

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Try not to adopt a rat this week.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Try not to give a wrong impression this week.

Leo

July 23-August 22

Try not to look into the mirror this week.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Try not to be so sexy this week.

Libra

September 23-October 22

Try not to ruin relationships this week.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Try not to leak your nudes this week.

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Try not to be so funny this week.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

Try not to be a capricorn this week.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Try not to breath this week.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

Try not to drink this week.

Aries

March 21-April 19

What you want in life is not achievable. And you know it.

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