Horoscopes: September 16-22

We are so back.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

Virgo, does Color-coding your Google Calendar really matter at all? Are you so delulu to think that it’ll positively affect your academic performance?

Libra

September 23-October 22

Libra… Let’s work on maintaining that School-Life balance to avoid procrastinating!

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Y’all are in a toxic relationship with your GPA…

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Are you “finding yourself” or just don’t want to put effort into your current situation?

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

You gotta stop treating real life as a LinkedIn post…

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Your rebellious “I don’t follow the rules” attitude is not cool.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

Your assignments are piling up! Stop daydreaming!

Aries

March 21-April 19

Try not to burn out (typical ik)

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Stop trying to flex your back to school haul like you’re in middle school pls!!!

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Try staying focused for longer than a TikTok.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Your prof does NOT have it out for you. BFFR

Leo

July 23-August 22

Leo, your main character energy won’t save you when your group project partner ghosts you…