Horoscopes: April 15-21
It’s finals szn…
Aries
March 21-April 19
Finally!!! You guys are going to be out of the spotlight… It’s about time. Like fr did y’all see LE SSERAFIM perform at Coachella? That whole performance just encapsulates your vibe. Horrible.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
They need a mascot for the new Godzilla x Kong movie. Take your pick fatty.
Gemini
May 21-June 20
Just like your personality, your finals will all be ripped in half. Your Canvas page? In half. I can do some mean coding.
Cancer
June 21-July 22
You will become a crab.
Leo
July 23-August 22
Unfortunately if you’re a Leo you’re going to have to follow all of CMNSU’s social media platforms, including Instagram, LinkedIn, X, Youtube and more! Please send us a screenshot when done to receive your horoscope results. <3
Virgo
August 23-September 22
Booooooooooooo boringggggggggg nextttttttttttt
Libra
September 23-October 22
I feel like I’ve been too mean to Libras so this time I would like to propose a change. So Libra, you’re kind of cool. Keep being beautiful and updating your Instagram highlights. Gosh, you’re so cool.
Scorpio
October 23-November 21
Just because you’re a Scorpio doesn’t mean you can cheat and say “Oopsies I’m such Scorpio 🤪”. Go cheat on your finals instead. (You’re definitely really good at it!)
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
Again, no comments. You lot are fantastic.
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
After finals, please get some action. You guys just give off virgin energy idk.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Okay Aquarius, I know you have some strong opinions about these horoscopes so how about you say it to my face??? Also, stop writing stupid RateMyProf reviews and go up to the professors directly smh. Speak your truth.
Pisces
February 19-March 20
You give me teacher’s pet vibes. I sincerely hope you get those good grades this semester. Good luck with your finals! (And try not to cry if you don’t get a compliment from your prof/TA — know your worth).