Horoscopes: June 24-30

How is it already the end of June…

Cancer

June 21-July 22

Your mood swings are more erratic than Doja Cat’s Instagram feed. Stop fishing for attention with your emotional outbursts, we all have feelings bro

Leo

July 23-August 22

The true Brat sign. All hail queen Charli XCX.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

-1 aura points

Libra

September 23-October 22

I think sometimes you need a bit of encouragement. So here you go.. you’re doing great sweetie <3

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Scorpions are arachnids, cousins to spiders, mites, and ticks. Explains why y’all are TICKed off all the time…

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

Period.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

You kinda remind me of Spotify ads. At least you’re consistent and persistent, pop off queen!

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

Lay off the alcohol bud or else you’ll end up like fellow Aquarius Justin Timberlake…

Pisces

February 19-March 20

Travel seems alluring this week. Hop on a plane and go far far away and never come back!

Aries

March 21-April 19

If you were an Inside Out character you’d be Anger. That’s right, you get the short king.

Taurus

April 20-May 20

You don’t like change right? Then make sure you pay the exact amount every time! :D

Gemini

May 21-June 20

Your season is over. Take this time to refresh yourself and do some self care. Where my hug at?

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