Horoscopes: April 29-May 5
It’s gonna be May.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
It is your season. Take it all in and don’t forget to watch Monkeyman featuring a fellow Taurus, Dev Patel. God, he’s so hot.
Gemini
May 21-June 20
Still smash.
Cancer
June 21-July 22
I feel like you might have a good week, idk tho. I just have a little feeling (me, an empath).
Leo
July 23-August 22
SHOUTOUT TO THIS LEO RIGHT HERE: KYUNGBIN PARK. SHE ACED THAT INTERVIEW. SHE WILL BE GETTING THE POSITION.
Virgo
August 23-September 22
Delulu is your middle name.
Libra
September 23-October 22
Okay again I’m starting to feel bad for Libras so hope you guys have a good week. I hope you get everything that you want and desire. #GoLibras #LibraLiberation
Scorpio
October 23-November 21
I just know you still use Snapchat. Please… delete that app, its 2024.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
Je t’aime.
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
I think you honestly have a lot of potential, but sometimes certain people might be dragging you down.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Pass.
Pisces
February 19-March 20
The stars are telling you to go eat some fish and chips. Not cod though, it must be halibut. Remember that.
Aries
March 21-April 19
Meh.