Horoscopes: May 6-12
Another week has passed! Congrats on being here (Earth) <3
Taurus
April 20-May 20
えっとーまあーかっこいいぞ。
Gemini
May 21-June 20
Wow, who knew you had so much hate in you Gemini. Kendrick rlly just channelled his inner feelings at Drake huh…
Cancer
June 21-July 22
Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs.
Leo
July 23-August 22
Dear Lexy the Leo, here’s your shoutout. Thank you for reading my blogs every week. You’re truly such a sweetheart.
Virgo
August 23-September 22
How about we stop being so full of ourselves for once? Y’all cute tho.
Libra
September 23-October 22
Libra means pound in Portuguese! :)
Scorpio
October 23-November 21
Idk.. Drake is not giving y’all a good rep rn. Why are there so many things you’re hiding???
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
ㅅㄹㅎ
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Y’all are good with money right? Wanna gimme some…
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
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Pisces
February 19-March 20
Beyonce said she’s been hurt by you. I can’t believe you.
Aries
March 21-April 19
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